TOP 5 MISTAKES A TRAINEE TEACHER CAN MAKE:

1) OFFEND THE TROUBLEMAKERS
( cause we can, we will and we dare wreck havoc during the lesson)
2) TRY TO ASSUME COMPLETE AUTHORITY OVER US
( no we are so not damnit intimidated by that facade)
3) THINK WE ARE ALL AS STUPID AND SLOW AS YOU
( cause we are so not ... duh-uh)
4) PRETEND TO BE A KNOW-IT-ALL
( being humble is a virtue, which you lack)
5) NOT SHARE A CAMARADERIE WITH YOUR STUDENTS
( you will be the one who loses out in the end)

There is only 1 conclusion, if you have made more than 5 mistakes:

LOOK FOR ANOTHER JOB, its for the best.